We have to protect the Believers who sit in The Pews!
A Church Folk Revolution
Pay A Tithe Into The Light Bill Of A Church Member
Church Members Helping Church Members
Not Even At Disney World Are Childern Safe From Pastors -
Cedric Cuthbert Arrested For Masturbating To Child Porn
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 06/08/2013
I know it’s no longer news anymore, but another pastor has been arrested for viewing child porn, and attempting to lure a minor. What a shocker right? Having said that, the arrest and charges facing Pastor Cedric Cuthbert ( a Methodist Episcopal Pastor in Florida) was enough to make me clear my throat and crack my knuckles.
Downloading Child Porn, Attempting to lure a minor via Youtube, all while at his job as a custodian at Disney World! That’s right, your heard me correctly the first time, he worked at Disney World in Orlando.
If Disney World would like to remain the self-titled “Happiest Place On Earth” then they may want to examine their policy of hiring Pastors, a simple review of their handling of the Church serves as my exhibit A. But I digress!
Disney officials have also accused Pastor Cedric Cuthbert of masturbating on the job – a claim they back up due to traces of semen in his office. READ MORE!
Welcome To My Argument With God
Then Let Them Be Stupid!
Members of Bishop I.V. Hilliard Church Asked To Sow A $52 Transportation Seed
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 06/08/2013
I had completely reached a point with God that I no longer wanted to do what he asked me to do, share a word of wisdom with a confused group of believers. For the life in me I cannot understand why anyone would want to be called a prophet, pastor, preacher, apostle or even Bishop, because in the true meaning of each title lies nothing glamorous, wealthy, and prestigious.
Maybe this was the reason Jesus was always found by himself –alone, attempting to escape those he was ordered to baby sit.
Deep in my spirit I began to feel that if a woman would still trust her child to sleep over at a preacher’s house then let her be stupid. If after working a 65 hour work week as manager at Wendy’s a man decides to give 10% of his hard earned salary to a pastor who doesn’t even have a real job, then let him be stupid. If a woman decides not only to have sex with her pastor, but has unprotected sex and gets pregnant, then let her be stupid. SEE VIDEO & LETTER
I’m On That Good Kush And Alcohol With Your Tithes And Offerings
Pastor Clyde Down Is The Next Star Of Celebrity Preacher Rehab
PimpPreacher.com Dallas Bureau 06/08/2013
Turn to your neighbor and tell’em Pastor needs to get some help! We might as well continue our assault on the “Touch not thy Anointed” crew with another misuse of tithes sponsored by Pastor Clyde Downs of New Harvest Missionary Church in Fort Worth Texas. The congregation may have no choice but to sit him down now after his second arrest for Drug Possession.
Did I mention that he was the Senior Pastor?
This is one of the reasons no Preacher has ever accused PimpPreacher.com of lying because we always have the mugshot to prove it.
Officers approached Downs’ 2007 Bentley and saw what appeared to be drug paraphernalia on the front seat, police said. They searched Downs and “found a drug on him,” said Officer Sharron Neal, a police spokeswoman.
What Bishop Paul Morton Could Learn From A White Mayor In New Orleans?
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans 06/09/2013
Recently I got into a very ugly argument with a good friend of mine who still blames “The White Man” for all of the issues facing New Orleans.
In my complete and total rebuke, I had to remind her that New Orleans had been under African American leadership since 1978, and any ills we are still experiencing are all self-inflicted.
Sure U.S. Attorney Jim Letten came through and completely cleaned house of much of the "Black Corruption" that existed in New Orleans, but an outsider still had to come in, and clean up our filth.
New Orleans own Bishop Paul Morton
For as long as I could remember in New Orleans every Election Day a group of special interest would put out something called “The Soul Ticket” which was a little pamphlet with a list of candidates endorsed by the Soul Ticket Organization. Unfortunately many African Americans in my city just simply went down the pamphlet and voted however the Soul Ticket instructed them to vote.
I was once amongst the exploited in the city that felt that if the candidates were endorsed by the “Soul” organization then they must have the best interest of the city at heart. How far that my ideology was from the truth! The ugly truth was many of the people featured on the Soul Ticket eventually were arrested for corruption once Attorney Jim Letten took over. READ MORE
New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu
How To Pop The Mega Church Bubble?
If Jesus Didn't Have A Church Home Why Do You?
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans 06/09/2013
You may need a cup of coffee and a blanket for this one - LOL
Over the past few months I have been intensely trying to find the biblical location of Jesus Christ’s church home, needless to say I have been unsuccessful. Surly the man at the origin of Christianity, the one we’re named after, the senior of our name sake would have had some great beautiful ancient Mega Church in Jerusalem for all to behold, but I can’t seem to find it.
It’s amazing that the multitude of scribes that stalked his day to day activities, the first Jewish TMZ, all failed to indicate the location of the Church that Jesus served as Pastor. READ MORE
Top Articles Form PimpPreacher Past
Bishops, Bentleys, & Bling
"Excuse Me Mr. Pastor - Instead Of Buying A Bentley Please Consider This"
The lavish lifestyles of pastors has become a major topic amongst those who would like to see the donations made to the church reserved for the people it was intended to help, the congregation. Prosperity Preachers have used the doctrine of Tithes to fleece working class congregations out of millions of dollars, all based on the 3rd chapter of Malachi. READ MORE
New Orleans, La 11/11/2010
$350K of Tithes & Offerings
Pastor’s Spiritual Concubine
Whoremongers & Whores Amongst Us
Pimp Preacher.com New Orleans Bureau 03/30/2012
It is only fitting that if we as the Body of Christ aggressively address the issues concerning the “Whoremongers” within our pulpits that we also deal with the issue of the “Whores Amongst Us.”
Once she has positioned herself in direct view of his roaming eyes, Ms. Pretty can now execute the second phase of her strategy which I will now refer to as the “Spiritual Acquaintance.”
A spiritual acquaintance is someone who feels that they have some sort of mutual spiritual connection with the Pastor that separates them from the rest of the members. This elitist mindset succumbs to delusions of grandeur at the exact moment he confides in her about confidential information regarding church affairs. His confidence becomes her ticket out of the pews of ordinary membership into the realm of his exclusive counsel. Consequently, he now shares intricate details with her alone, details not shared with anyone else within the congregation. READ MORE
Minister or Sinister?
How to know when your church has become a cult.
Atlanta, GA 10/28/2010
Everything is about CONTROL. The main tools used to control members are INTIMIDATION and MANIPULATION. The intimidation and manipulation are very subtle and disguised with a false sense of love and concern. It’s all a strategic COURTSHIP.
THE SEARCH (LOOKING FOR LOVE)
Most people come to church with a NEED. The need can be physical, emotional, financial, social, or spiritual. Having that need puts a person in a very vulnerable state of mind and they are searching for fulfillment of the need. CULT PASTORS are searching for vulnerable people that they can control and manipulate. READ MORE
Build Me A Credit Union In The Name Of Jesus
Dr. Fred Price Ask Members To Fund His Credit Union Through Donations
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 03/30/2012
We Must Look Really Stupid To Apostle Fred Price Sr.?
Imagine if the CEO of Chase Bank contacted you to ask for money to open a new branch. What are the chances of you breaking out your debit card in order to make a donation to Mr. Chase? That is exactly what Apostle Fred Price Sr. is asking his members to do, finance his very own credit union. Fred Price has been pitching this credit union deal for nearly 36 months, as a wealth building tool for the Body of Christ. Really!
It appears from the all promotional material I have read on this project for FICWFM Credit Union that the only people that will benefit from this project is Dr. Fred Price, and his Band of Begging Preachers. As a matter of fact, I think FICWFM actually stands for Fleeced, Ignorant, Christians, Willingly, Forwarding, Money! READ MORE
How Pastors Avoid Paying Child Support
How To Collect Child Support From A Dead Beat Pastor?
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 11/19/2011
I remember a meeting I had with my attorney in reference to a child support subpoena I received and he enlightened me that the only right I had in this situation was to pay her, there was no way around it. What was most upsetting to me was I was in the rears the moment I appeared in court, because in the State of Louisiana child support is awarded from the date it was applied for. In my case she applied seven months before I was even handed the notice to appear, good grief.
Nevertheless I made my appearance and was ordered by the courts to pay $925 for one Child despite the fact that this child was 1 of 6 children, didn't matter. Due to the fact that I was a complete Man Whore for 2/3 of my adult life, most of my kids were conceived by different women (6 by 5 to be exact). This was the moment in my life that I had to man-up, and pay up, for all of the sexing up I did from 1994 – 2008. READ MORE
The Christian Taliban
Hey Gino Jennings Aint Nobody Scared Of You!
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bereau 06/11/2013
When we first started PimpPreacher.com and allowed church members to report their pastors, one of the first reports we received was from a member of Pastor Gino Jennings’s congregation. In an article titled “Islamic Christianity” we drew a parallel comparison of Pastor Gino Jennings ministry and that of the Nation of Islam, and the similarities were astonishing to say the least.
Since that article in 2010 I have received non-stop emails from Pastor Jennings supporters who are still outraged that I would even dare to critique their version of Jesus Jr., but you guys should have recognized from the name of the website (PimpPreacher.com) that we are no respecter of persons. READ MORE
The Spooky Pastors Series Part 1
What Ever Happened To The 1st First Lady?
How Many Pastor Ex-Wives Is Too Many?
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 06/11/2013
She came, floating in on a pillow of air into the sanctuary of the church, followed by her royal courtesans. There she was, seated on the first pew of the church, as a bold statement of his love and affection. There she sat, like a proud Egyptian Queen over a kingdom of Loyal Subjects who loved and adored her.
She is the First Lady of the Church, and before every sermon delivered the entire congregation acknowledged her whether they wanted to or not. Her role and her title have been forced upon all the members, and special privileges are granted to her simply because she is the wife of the Sr. Pastor. READ MORE
Keeping My Daughter Off The Pole
What Happens After Daddy Leaves?
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 06/14/2013
For anyone who has followed the many articles I have posted on PimpPreacher.com, you are all too familiar with the accounts of my many failed relationships. I have posted just about all off my personal business on this website as a living case study, with the exception of the Rated R episodes of my life.
The reason I have posted all of my failures (but none of my accomplishments) on this site, is because real people will always relate, and learn, from the challenges of real people. This posting today will probably be the most embarrassing of all; at least I hope it is.
I am presenting my most humiliating day on display in hopes that it will inspire a brother to get more active in his daughter’s life.
In three of my failed relationships, the mother of my child and I called it quits during the pregnancy, which remains my biggest regret in life.
The story I wanted to share, in particular, is that of my second oldest daughter. Her mother really tried everything to keep our family together, yet I still walked away.
Walked away- leaving an inexperienced 26 year old woman alone with her first child to figure it out, on the job, while I only had to send a monthly child support check. She was a virgin when our relationship started, and she fully expected to have the 30 plus year marriage her parents had, but the only problem was I was nothing like her father. READ MORE & LISTEN TO AUDIO
Keeping My Son Away From Lil Wayne
How The Thug Life Epidemic Is Destroying Our Future
PimpPeacher.com New Orleans Bureau 06/16/2013
Many of you may not find this article all that interesting, because it has absolutely nothing to do with preachers. It does however, have everything to do with how the “Thug Life” is destroying the future of our teenage boys - which is far more important than Hustling Preachers!
Right off top I would say that Lil Wayne has been the worst thing that has happened to New Orleans since Hurricane Katrina. I’m dead serious, and I will not recant this statement. Lil Wayne's music has become the sound track of murder in my beloved City of New Orleans. READ MORE
The Sow A Seed Scam
Has Your Church Become A Ponzi Scheme?
PimpPreacher.com New Orleans Bureau 06/16/2013
Recently, during an episode of American Greed, it highlighted how a guy scammed a group of investors by promising them enormous returns on Oil Bonds. The returns he promised were as high as 62% on an investment of $50k – all guaranteed. Like all Ponzi Schemes, the first four investors got paid – but the remaining suckers were left holding worthless certificates.
I call them “Suckers” because all of them wanted to get something for nothing, even if the likelihood seemed next to impossible. The average mutual fund will only bring a return of about 22% during a good run - so you can see how something has to be fishy about delivering 62%. Those investors fell for it, and we fall for it in church every Sunday.
The difference is we are not being asked to buy into oil futures – we’re being asked to “Sow a Seed.” Preachers have gone completely nuts over this planting and harvesting methodology, but very few of them have actually participated in any form of agriculture. READ MORE